The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kraft Foods with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.152 billion Cheesers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheddar. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Cheesy Cheese Islandian economy, worth 216 trillion cheeses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,678 cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cheesy Cheese Island has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesy Cheese Island's national animal is the mozzerella cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Philippinia.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Cheesy Cheese Island, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Cheesy Cheese Island, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Queendom of Merevane.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Corporis Doctrina.
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