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Most Valuable International Artwork: 860thMost Influential: 1,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038th
The Sliced And Diced Territory of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
I've got 99 math problems, but 1 + 1 ain't 1.
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Cheesy Cheese Island

Population3.152 billion

LeaderKraft Foods

Animalmozzerella cheese

The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kraft Foods with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.152 billion Cheesers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheddar. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cheesy Cheese Islandian economy, worth 216 trillion cheeses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,678 cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheesy Cheese Island has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesy Cheese Island's national animal is the mozzerella cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetaism.

Cheesy Cheese Island is ranked 194,789th in the world and 7,243rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.29 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 860thMost Influential: 1,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038thTop
Best Weather: 9,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,344thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,500thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,905thNicest Citizens: 14,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,196thMost Cultured: 19,896thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,308thHealthiest Citizens: 20,319th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 270th in the regionBest Weather: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 377th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 383rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 395th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 480th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 513th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 586th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 669th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 674th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 686th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 689th in the region

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