The Queendom of Cher is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning auto-tune population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.076 billion Cherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of California. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The strong Cherian economy, worth 421 trillion records a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 18,244 records, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, builders across Cher are blocked up with orders for new public loos, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is moderate. Cher's national animal is the auto-tune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cher is ranked 239,675^th in the world and 14^th in Concert for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.62 law-abiding acts per hour.