by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,067thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,478thMost Influential: 3,492nd
The War infested ghost town of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Nuclear Reactor go Boom Boom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.146 billion

CapitalUnderground Chernobyl
FaithThe Cult of Radiation


The War infested ghost town of CHERN0BYL 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by deceased with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.146 billion Irradiated are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Chernobyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The thriving Irradiated economy, worth 141 trillion Radiations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,060 Radiations, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and trespassers entering deceased's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHERN0BYL 2's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Radiation.

CHERN0BYL 2 is ranked 77,175th in the world and 3,844th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,562.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,067thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,478thMost Influential: 3,492ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,065thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,488thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,829thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,568thMost Cultured: 20,077thMost Secular: 20,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,729thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,477thHighest Food Quality: 21,860thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,728thHighest Average Incomes: 24,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,758th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 164th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 297th in the regionLargest Black Market: 488th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 492nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 652nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 687th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 689th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 781st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 803rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 860th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 864th in the regionMost Influential: 877th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 889th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 900th in the regionMost Secular: 939th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 990th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,009th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,020th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,061st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,187th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,227th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,245th in the region

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