The Radioactive Remnants of Chernobyl and Pripyat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a Chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 18.859 billion Chernobyl and Pripyatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Chernobyl and Pripyatian economy, worth 482 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,590 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Chernobyl and Pripyat, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, and political detractors refer to a Chairman as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chernobyl and Pripyat's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chernobyl and Pripyat is ranked 232,452^nd in the world and 17^th in Ukraine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.69 law-abiding acts per hour.