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Most Income Equality: 8,041st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,810th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,380th
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Chicagoan Socialists

Population624 million


The United Socialist States of Chicagoan Socialists is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 624 million Chicagoan Socialistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Chicagoan Socialistsian economy, worth 23.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,625 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", solid-gold toilets are Chicagoan Socialistsian prisons' least expensive furnishings, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicagoan Socialists's national animal is the coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chicagoan Socialists is ranked 144,047th in the world and 8th in Warschauer Pakt for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Income Equality: 8,041stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,810thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,380thMost Pacifist: 13,132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,857thNicest Citizens: 14,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,666th

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