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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,099th
The Minokawan Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Let the compassion flow, as well as despair
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Chick Chack

Population1.409 billion

CapitalRoosteria Chickeria
LeaderEmperor Vurice Ix Treyor
FaithThe Minokawan Church of Treyor

CurrencyCrackers
AnimalMinokawa

The Minokawan Empire of Chick Chack is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Vurice Ix Treyor with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.409 billion Chick chackies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roosteria Chickeria. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chick chack economy, worth 212 trillion Crackers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,796 Crackers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Chick Chack in search of Minokawas, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, religious education is a new government priority, and when you fly on Air Chick Chack you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chick Chack's national animal is the Minokawa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Minokawan Church of Treyor.

Chick Chack is ranked 98,837th in the world and 2,981st in the Pacific for Nudest, with 133.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,855thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,349thMost Developed: 12,538thHighest Average Incomes: 13,363rdLargest Black Market: 13,514thLowest Crime Rates: 14,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,587thMost Influential: 16,662ndLargest Governments: 18,917thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,139thMost Efficient Economies: 20,760thSmartest Citizens: 20,770thMost Authoritarian: 20,915th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionMost Influential: 283rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 335th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 337th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 379th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 389th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 473rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 476th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 515th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 602nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 605th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 633rd in the regionMost Secular: 655th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 678th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, when you fly on Air Chick Chack you win a seat or you die.
  • : Chick Chack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Chick Chack in search of Minokawas.
  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Chick Chack was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Chick Chack was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Chick Chack, there is a thriving underground gay scene.

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