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Chief Alpaca

Population3.095 billion

CapitalThe Pen
LeaderPackmaster Conrad

CurrencyHairball
AnimalAlpaca

The Packlands of Chief Alpaca is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Packmaster Conrad with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.095 billion Chief Alpacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pen. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chief Alpacan economy, worth 200 trillion Hairballs a year, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,781 Hairballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, Chief Alpacan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Packmaster Conrad, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and Packmaster Conrad claims no responsibility for what Packmaster Conrad's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chief Alpaca's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chief Alpaca is ranked 187,726th in the world and 313th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 11,244thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,285thNicest Citizens: 14,375thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,472ndSafest: 18,729thBest Weather: 19,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,357th
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Most Average: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the region

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  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Inclusive, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.

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