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Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 179thMost Pacifist: 188th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
It isn't so tricky, Vicky is icky
Chip Skylark
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Chip Skylark

Population14.89 billion

CapitalDimmsdale
LeaderChip Skylark
FaithNope

CurrencyShiny Teeth
AnimalFairy Godparents

The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.89 billion Chip Skylarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,247 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,238 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chip Skylark is considering changing the Chip Skylarkian flag to one with more glitter, Chip Skylark's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, the Chip Skylarkian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 218,616th in the world and 1,422nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16.29 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 179thMost Pacifist: 188thMost Influential: 234thMost Developed: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 280thLongest Average Lifespans: 293rdMost Inclusive: 369thSafest: 435thBest Weather: 441stMost Rebellious Youth: 445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 482ndLargest Governments: 599thMost Cultured: 642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 678thMost Beautiful Environments: 701stLeast Corrupt Governments: 706thMost Efficient Economies: 724thMost Subsidized Industry: 758thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 819thHighest Poor Incomes: 830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 960thLowest Crime Rates: 978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 996thSmartest Citizens: 1,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,187thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,235thHighest Average Incomes: 2,309thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,420thHighest Economic Output: 2,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,538thMost Stationary: 6,197thMost Secular: 6,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,893rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,267thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,636thHighest Drug Use: 17,315th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionMost Secular: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chip Skylark was endorsed by The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Chip Skylark was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Chip Skylark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, the Chip Skylarkian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Chip Skylark voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, Chip Skylark's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, Chip Skylark is considering changing the Chip Skylarkian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Chip Skylark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Chip Skylark voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".

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