The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.15 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,925 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 786,476 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,621,293 per year while the poor average 35,997, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Free man Sea, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the legal profession considers itself above the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 216,524^th in the world and 6,156^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.