The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.334 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 24,140 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 795,831 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,569,155 per year while the poor average 39,065, a ratio of 142 to 1.

The Chris Hallian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", children keel over while singing "The Squish-lord Gives Us the Water of Life", preservative-laden Chris Hallian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and The Squish-lord's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 34,150^th in the world and 634^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.