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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 16th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population30.334 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.334 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 24,140 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 795,831 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,569,155 per year while the poor average 39,065, a ratio of 142 to 1.

The Chris Hallian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", children keel over while singing "The Squish-lord Gives Us the Water of Life", preservative-laden Chris Hallian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and The Squish-lord's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 34,150th in the world and 634th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 45thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thFattest Citizens: 60thMost Secular: 63rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108thLargest Retail Industry: 126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 229thRudest Citizens: 512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 687thLargest Governments: 718thLowest Crime Rates: 785thMost Armed: 808thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,506thLargest Black Market: 2,062ndLargest Populations: 2,360thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,715thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,813thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,146thMost Conservative: 6,498thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,139thMost Stationary: 15,357thMost Influential: 17,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,393rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,255th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionMost Conservative: 212th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Influential: 287th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the regionMost Extreme: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, The Squish-lord's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, preservative-laden Chris Hallian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, children keel over while singing "The Squish-lord Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the Chris Hallian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Chris Hallian Liberator".

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