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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population32.737 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.737 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 26,482 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 808,933 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,295,268 per year while the poor average 48,562, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Charity no longer begins at home, pedants defending The Squish-lord observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, countless government officials are accused of espionage, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 24,617th in the world and 678th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thHighest Economic Output: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 47thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48thFattest Citizens: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51stMost Secular: 69thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75thMost Patriotic: 84thLargest Agricultural Sector: 84thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thLargest Retail Industry: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rdRudest Citizens: 450thLargest Governments: 610thLowest Crime Rates: 655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 708thMost Armed: 943rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,059thLargest Populations: 2,277thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,830thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,394thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,283rdMost Conservative: 6,627thMost Stationary: 12,612thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,149thMost Influential: 15,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,617th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 113th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Conservative: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 598th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 678th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 893rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, pedants defending The Squish-lord observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, foreign football clubs wave the Chris Hallian flag before every game.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Chris Hallian Colonial Thesaurus.

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