Population | 32.737 billion |
Capital | Wherever the Squish-lord lives |
Leader | The Squish-lord |
Faith | Money Money Money |
Currency | money is redundant |
Animal | free man |
The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.737 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 26,482 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 808,933 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,295,268 per year while the poor average 48,562, a ratio of 109 to 1.
Charity no longer begins at home, pedants defending The Squish-lord observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, countless government officials are accused of espionage, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.
Chris Hall is ranked 24,617th in the world and 678th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chris Hall, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
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Chris Hall, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
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Chris Hall, pedants defending The Squish-lord observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
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Chris Hall, charity no longer begins at home.
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Chris Hall, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
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Chris Hall, foreign football clubs wave the Chris Hallian flag before every game.
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Chris Hall, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
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Chris Hall, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
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Chris Hall, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
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Chris Hall, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Chris Hallian Colonial Thesaurus.