The Protectorate of Christian Lindner II is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.095 billion Christian Lindner IIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Christian Lindner IIian economy, worth 42.2 trillion Zweite Lindner Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,543 Zweite Lindner Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, and many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Lindner II's national animal is the League Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Christian Lindner II is ranked 249,801^st in the world and 3,709^th in Artificial Solar System for Smartest Citizens, with 4.84 quips per hour.