Population | 29.036 billion |
Capital | Rome |
Leader | The Prelature Pope |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | lire |
Animal | white dove |
The Holy Empire of Christisrisen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.036 billion Christians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.
The strong Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion lires a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,895 lires, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The Prelature Pope has just been declared ruler of Christisrisen in an international press conference, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied white dove, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Christisrisen's national animal is the white dove and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Christisrisen is ranked 6,255th in the world and 2nd in The Vatican for Most Stationary, with 2,923.40808040652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Christisrisen was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Land of Truth-be-told, killing 4 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 300 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 604 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 576 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 513 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 391 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 753 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 1,036 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 482 million zombies.
- : The Land of Truth-be-told was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Christisrisen, killing 1,046 million zombies.