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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 122nd
The Orwellian Police State of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
If you break the law, the law shall break YOU!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chuching

Population8.363 billion

CapitalRachutchil
LeaderArch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
FaithTyrannic Enlightenment

Currencychuchcha
Animalslave

The Orwellian Police State of Chuching is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.363 billion Chuchingiai are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rachutchil. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuchingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion chuchchas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 208,876 chuchchas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, commemoration of the Great Psychotic Dictatorships War costs almost as much as the war itself, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chuching's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrannic Enlightenment.

Chuching is ranked 205,481st in the world and 148th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 3.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 208thMost Subsidized Industry: 212thMost Devout: 406thLowest Crime Rates: 602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 684thLargest Black Market: 834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,022ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,304thMost Conservative: 2,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,109thLargest Governments: 3,593rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,065thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,178thHighest Average Incomes: 5,555thMost Efficient Economies: 5,995thMost Authoritarian: 6,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,605thMost Avoided: 6,720thLargest Mining Sector: 7,593rdHighest Economic Output: 8,838thTop
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Best Weather: 11,056thMost Stationary: 11,403rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,229thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,042ndMost Influential: 20,106thMost Extreme: 20,328th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, commemoration of the Great Psychotic Dictatorships War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, winceyette robes are a popular wedding gift.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, Chuchingian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.

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