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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,839thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,558th
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Chuck Norris Haters

Population19.357 billion

CurrencyViaticus dollar
AnimalMagical Leopleurydon

The Haters of Illinois Nazis of Chuck Norris Haters is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.357 billion Chuck Norris Hatersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The strong Chuck Norris Hatersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,685 trillion Viaticus dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,069 Viaticus dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chuck Norris Haters Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', Magical Leopleurydon is one of the most popular forenames in Chuck Norris Haters, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuck Norris Haters's national animal is the Magical Leopleurydon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chuck Norris Haters is ranked 6,129th in the world and 3rd in Sapientia for Safest, scoring 125.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,081stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,839thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,606thMost Influential: 4,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,317thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,393rdBest Weather: 5,247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,248thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,257thMost Cultured: 5,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,895thMost Pacifist: 5,952ndSafest: 6,129thLargest Populations: 6,730thMost Stationary: 8,902ndHighest Economic Output: 9,120thSmartest Citizens: 9,246thLargest Governments: 10,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,215thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,696thHealthiest Citizens: 14,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,639thLowest Crime Rates: 18,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,774th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Roborussia and The Rising Aura.

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