by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 339th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,373rd Most Influential: 3,380th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Victory is Thine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population709 million


AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Kingdom of Churumduul is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 709 million Churumduulis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aukluq. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Churumduulian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Qyarats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,629 Qyarats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, and computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Churumduul's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Churumduul is ranked 8,119th in the world and 233rd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,059.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 339thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,373rdMost Influential: 3,380thMost Pacifist: 3,987thMost Primitive: 4,248thSafest: 5,984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,152ndNicest Citizens: 7,194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,637thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,119thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,615thBest Weather: 11,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,186thLowest Crime Rates: 11,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,991stMost Income Equality: 13,275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,484thMost Authoritarian: 14,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,636thMost Inclusive: 15,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,212thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,795thLargest Governments: 15,856th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionMost Primitive: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionSafest: 196th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 223rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 233rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 295th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 310th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 313th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 336th in the regionBest Weather: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 342nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 436th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 437th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 455th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 489th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 490th in the regionMost Inclusive: 510th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Income Equality: 613th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 640th in the region

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