Population | 4.273 billion |
Capital | OOO-FS |
Leader | Ixus |
Faith | Hammerite |
Currency | ISK |
Animal | Rat |
The People's Republic of Ciggie Smallistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ixus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.273 billion Ciggie Smallistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OOO-FS. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Ciggie Smallistanian economy, worth 521 trillion ISKS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,073 ISKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, nations that kill a Ciggie Smallistanian can expect a strongly worded letter, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciggie Smallistan's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hammerite.
Ciggie Smallistan is ranked 18,465th in the world and 1,236th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ciggie Smallistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, nations that kill a Ciggie Smallistanian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Ciggie Smallistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Ciggie Smallistanian pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Ciggie Smallistan, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Fooooooooo, Dragonian Kazaman, and A Leaf on the Wind.