by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 406thMost Influential: 715thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,361st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Citius, Altius, Fortius
The Ghost of Late-Night TV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.112 billion

LeaderThe Ghost of Late-Night TV


The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Ghost of Late-Night TV with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.112 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,684 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 228,765th in the world and 8,618th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -267.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 406thMost Influential: 715thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,361stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,637thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,237thMost Cultured: 4,285thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,446thMost Pacifist: 6,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,917thHealthiest Citizens: 7,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,847thMost Developed: 8,059thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,009thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,115thNicest Citizens: 9,202ndBest Weather: 9,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,278thLowest Crime Rates: 11,497thSmartest Citizens: 12,133rdTop
Most Inclusive: 12,423rdMost Devout: 13,449thHighest Economic Output: 13,644thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,909thMost Stationary: 15,584thLargest Governments: 16,187thLargest Populations: 16,257thMost Efficient Economies: 18,327thSafest: 20,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,254th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 228th in the regionMost Influential: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 281st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 304th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 309th in the regionMost Stationary: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 364th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 373rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 397th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 440th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 443rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 458th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 488th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 502nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 513th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 530th in the regionNicest Citizens: 535th in the regionBest Weather: 566th in the regionMost Devout: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 666th in the regionMost Inclusive: 758th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 775th in the regionLargest Governments: 817th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 951st in the region

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