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Most Armed: 6,173rdLargest Black Market: 6,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,129th
The Community of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Liberty
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

CJ

Population14.851 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Community of CJ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.851 billion CJians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CJian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,667 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CJ's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CJ is ranked 234,018th in the world and 7,228th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.1280060314 days.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 6,173rdLargest Black Market: 6,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,129thMost Avoided: 8,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,149thMost Devout: 10,155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,615thLargest Mining Sector: 12,444thHighest Economic Output: 14,228thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,672ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,382ndMost Patriotic: 24,088thLargest Populations: 26,952ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,767thHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,582nd
Top
5%
Most Armed: 456th in the regionLargest Black Market: 478th in the regionMost Avoided: 509th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 582nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 662nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 779th in the regionLargest Populations: 801st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 826th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 917th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,000th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,040th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CJ's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : CJ's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : CJ's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : CJ was refounded in Balder.
  • : CJ ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : CJ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : CJ's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : CJ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : CJ's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : CJ was refounded in Balder.

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