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Most Subsidized Industry: 543rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,046thLargest Mining Sector: 1,455th
The Souffle Girl of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Seriously?
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Clara Oswald

Population3.799 billion

CapitalTardis
LeaderOswin
FaithTime Travel

Currencysplinter
Animalsnowman

The Souffle Girl of Clara Oswald is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oswin with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.799 billion Clara Oswaldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tardis. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clara Oswaldian economy, worth 862 trillion splinters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 226,909 splinters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clara Oswald's national animal is the snowman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Time Travel.

Clara Oswald is ranked 240,536th in the world and 18th in The Doctor Who Universe for Best Weather, with -85 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 543rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,046thLargest Mining Sector: 1,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,399thLargest Black Market: 2,425thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,707thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,777thMost Efficient Economies: 2,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,641stHighest Average Incomes: 4,596thMost Devout: 4,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,291stMost Avoided: 5,358thRudest Citizens: 5,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,243rdLargest Governments: 10,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,849thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,105thHighest Economic Output: 21,758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,920thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,059thFattest Citizens: 22,059thMost Developed: 22,759thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,858thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,406th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Clara Oswald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, Oswin's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled snowman.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Clara Oswald, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.

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