The District of Clark Meadow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.213 billion Clarkors live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Clark Meadowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,618 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,561 per year while the poor average 2,075, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Clark Meadow has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Clark Meadow in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Clark Meadow's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Clark Meadow is ranked 286,338^th in the world and 21^st in Las Vegas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.66 law-abiding acts per hour.