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Classoland

Population940 million

CapitalClassoville
LeaderPenguin Minister

CurrencyClassiquid
AnimalPenguin

The Federation of Classoland is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Penguin Minister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 940 million Classolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Classoville. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Classolandian economy, worth 119 trillion Classiquids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,993 Classiquids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, t-shirts displaying a photo of Penguin Minister performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Classolandians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Classoland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Classoland is ranked 26,817th in the world and 1st in Welkkids for Safest, scoring 109.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Influential: 2,135thRudest Citizens: 5,490thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,105thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,467thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,267thMost Inclusive: 11,374thMost Cultured: 11,935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,239thNicest Citizens: 12,600thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,580thLargest Mining Sector: 15,778thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,137thMost Developed: 17,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,843rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,771st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Classolandians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, t-shirts displaying a photo of Penguin Minister performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Classoland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Classoland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Classoland, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.

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