The Queendom of Clia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.796 billion Clians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Clian economy, worth 416 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,045 Claws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, divorce is illegal, elections have been outlawed, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clia's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clia is ranked 126,789^th in the world and 42^nd in Equestria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.03 law-abiding acts per hour.