The United Kingdom of Climeria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.114 billion Climerians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Climerian economy, worth 140 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,406 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 214,770^th in the world and 8,056^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 45.31 Whatever.