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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,733rd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Might Makes Right
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Clint Eastwood-

Population202 million

Currencydollar
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of Clint Eastwood- is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 202 million Clint Eastwood-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The strong Clint Eastwood-ian economy, worth 10.2 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,319 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clint Eastwood-'s national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Clint Eastwood- is ranked 159,103rd in the world and 5,912th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 35.49 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,000thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,733rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 231st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 618th in the regionFattest Citizens: 714th in the regionMost Avoided: 846th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Clint Eastwood-.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Clint Eastwood-, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.

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