by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497th Most Influential: 825th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,304th
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Live free or die
Constantine the Great
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Clinton Park

Population14.106 billion

LeaderConstantine the Great


The United Federation of Clinton Park is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Constantine the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.106 billion Clinton Parkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The thriving Clinton Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 86,869 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', Formula One cars in Clinton Park boast 56 miles per gallon, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clinton Park's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clinton Park is ranked 155,736th in the world and 7,922nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497thMost Influential: 825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,304thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,871stBest Weather: 3,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,334thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,253rdMost Pacifist: 5,411thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,865thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,870thNicest Citizens: 6,643rdNudest: 6,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,056thMost Stationary: 7,964thMost Cultured: 8,026thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,656thSafest: 9,122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,180thLargest Governments: 9,476thSmartest Citizens: 10,087thMost Politically Free: 10,164thLargest Populations: 10,801stHighest Economic Output: 10,859thLowest Crime Rates: 12,938thHealthiest Citizens: 13,163rdHighest Drug Use: 13,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,998thMost Inclusive: 14,023rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionLargest Populations: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 194th in the regionNudest: 215th in the regionBest Weather: 221st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 256th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Politically Free: 287th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 300th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 322nd in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 329th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 358th in the regionNicest Citizens: 389th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 391st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 410th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 413th in the regionSafest: 483rd in the regionLargest Governments: 486th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 518th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 657th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 674th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 717th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 219 » Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Xentherida, Guslantis, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Gran Finisterra, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Necromonia, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Corfad, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Wodan, Ice and Tinian, and 169 others.Aroa, The Syca, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Atain, Phoronu, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Californian Redwood, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, New Trisone, The Gamer Party, Lower Nubia, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, Empy, Misuvelia, Hyperbanus, Quranite, The United States of Romania, Axuva, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Arstungry, Babacar, Copria, Dar es Saalam, Yummy Blubber, Wilkshire, Helium Kittens United, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, New Pruessen, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Newpromisedland, SORT, Votak Matim, New Lakemba, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, Ka Ching, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Amauri, Avemterra, Guer Aike, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kobagia, Breduria, Napnomadia, Ninjak30, Lunallian, Sheldanada, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Ostrolia, Zumlandia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Ara Antrizuls, Steraz, Torakuen, The South Falls, New Eleria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kalimora Aire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Analomink, Pasargad, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Revolutionary Sealand, Willifusland, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Kyrianian, Acrabinnia, Jasminlandia, Divine Eulogy, Soviet Terran, SchoolHouse Rock, Saturns Edge, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Plangainer, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Marijuana Haven, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Xandarnia, Astronomical, Frostopia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Ejhsa, Valhalla123, Hircea, Senkaiboashi, Liberum Mundi, Rkainjel, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Miruma, Yalkan, Vikingiarchy, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, North Altatude, Conservadoria, Helia Geopes, Vernest Quill, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Centromuria, The Cascadian Commonwealth, Makersaulache, Fayyayid, Constantinolia, Solidair, Astrind, Narwhal, Loutsland, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Savaaria, Xzavia-Hjar, Brettenia, British Pacific Islands, and Amaganset.

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