The Cheesy Republic of Cliyf Drines is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elder Putz with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.962 billion Cliyf Drinesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of maple town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cliyf Drinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,816 Canadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Elder Putz is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cliyf Drines's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Cliyf Drines is ranked 5,363^rd in the world and 25^th in Canada for Most Influential, scoring 14,742 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.