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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 241stLargest Welfare Programs: 266thSafest: 327th
The Dominion of
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Swag Lord Spooderman
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Clocksenburg

Population11.658 billion

CapitalBunkerville
LeaderSwag Lord Spooderman

CurrencyChairenette
AnimalBoxcar Cantelope

The Dominion of Clocksenburg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Swag Lord Spooderman with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.658 billion Clocksenburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunkerville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Clocksenburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,600 trillion Chairenettes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,056 Chairenettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clocksenburg's national animal is the Boxcar Cantelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clocksenburg is ranked 207,377th in the world and 9,129th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 241stLargest Welfare Programs: 266thSafest: 327thLowest Crime Rates: 335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 338thHighest Average Tax Rates: 407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 420thMost Inclusive: 432ndMost Developed: 460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 465thLargest Governments: 505thLongest Average Lifespans: 518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 661stBest Weather: 722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 743rdNicest Citizens: 757thHealthiest Citizens: 765thMost Beautiful Environments: 869thMost Pacifist: 893rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,381stMost Efficient Economies: 1,621stMost Cultured: 1,850thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,312thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,481stSmartest Citizens: 2,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,117thHighest Average Incomes: 4,646thMost Secular: 4,724thHighest Economic Output: 5,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,471stMost Stationary: 6,701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,571stTop
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Most Influential: 13,145th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 391st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 502nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 848th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 875th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, builders across Clocksenburg are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, the nation is The North Pacific's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Clocksenburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.

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