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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,872nd Most Influential: 3,263rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,020th
The Federated Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
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Domyer Slomaik
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Population1.635 billion

LeaderDomyer Slomaik


The Federated Socialist Republic of Clogmak is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Domyer Slomaik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.635 billion Clogmakiae are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapioek. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clogmakian economy, worth 179 trillion Oyistots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,513 Oyistots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clogmak's national animal is the Chuck-will's-widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clogmak is ranked 54,067th in the world and 2,933rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 45.83 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,872ndMost Influential: 3,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,020thMost Secular: 4,123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,093rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,439thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,812thMost Inclusive: 9,065thSafest: 9,558thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,991stBest Weather: 10,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,990thMost Developed: 12,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,030thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,370thHealthiest Citizens: 13,809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,767thLargest Governments: 15,204thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,809th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Secular: 212th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 380th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 435th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 441st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 454th in the regionSafest: 494th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionMost Inclusive: 546th in the regionBest Weather: 577th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 585th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 590th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 659th in the regionMost Developed: 701st in the regionRudest Citizens: 705th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 717th in the regionLargest Governments: 722nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 726th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 738th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 780th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 788th in the regionMost Influential: 844th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 875th in the region

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