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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,503rdRudest Citizens: 4,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,274th
The New Kingdom of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
700 years of History and we still cant agree on a flag
King Charles Taya
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Clton

Population4.179 billion

CapitalMinneapolis
LeaderKing Charles Taya
FaithAtheism

CurrencyAurea
Animaldove

The New Kingdom of Clton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles Taya with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.179 billion Cltans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cltan economy, worth 504 trillion Aureas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,762 Aureas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, King Charles Taya's Twitcher account is typically used to share dove memes rather than government policy, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and King Charles Taya's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clton's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Clton is ranked 243,497th in the world and 7,341st in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 13.8 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,503rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,274thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,601stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,092ndMost Influential: 11,161stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,900thMost Secular: 13,105thMost Armed: 13,390thMost Inclusive: 14,283rdMost Developed: 14,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,456thSmartest Citizens: 19,134thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,146thMost Cultured: 19,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,608thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,911thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,081stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,322ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,697thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,189th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 145th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 207th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Inclusive: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 287th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 361st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 377th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Secular: 424th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 424th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 437th in the regionMost Armed: 492nd in the regionBest Weather: 550th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 556th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 563rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 569th in the regionNudest: 570th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 576th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 580th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 651st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 652nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 653rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 667th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clton's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Clton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, King Charles Taya's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments.
  • : Clton's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, King Charles Taya's Twitcher account is typically used to share dove memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Clton's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Clton, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.

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