by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,449th
The Corporate Superpower of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Business before business.
the CEO
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Club Stoic

Population14.707 billion

CapitalClub Stoic Global HQ
Leaderthe CEO

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
AnimalUnemployed Person

The Corporate Superpower of Club Stoic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the CEO with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.707 billion employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Club Stoic Global HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient employee economy, worth a remarkable 3,166 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,292 Almighty Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,346,078 per year while the poor average 14,638, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, an Artificial Solar System Tourist Association survey has rated Club Stoic #1 for number twos, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Club Stoic's national animal is the Unemployed Person, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Club Stoic is ranked 218,849th in the world and 3,248th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,457thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,686thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,901stMost Avoided: 1,986thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,344thFattest Citizens: 2,704thLargest Mining Sector: 2,783rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,996thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,846thHighest Economic Output: 3,978thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,485thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,582ndMost Secular: 6,641stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,546thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,592ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,609thMost Efficient Economies: 11,314thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,639thLargest Black Market: 11,717thLargest Populations: 14,885thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,192nd
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 150th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionMost Stationary: 293rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 325th in the region

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