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Largest Gambling Industry: 526thMost Armed: 784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 827th
The Vice RP Head of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Aut Vincere Aut Mori
Chief General Andrej Bejek
Head Lore Checker (Clun Forest Sheep)
Civil Rights
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Clun Forest Sheep

Population1.93 billion

LeaderChief General Andrej Bejek

CurrencyClunish Dollar

The Vice RP Head of Clun Forest Sheep is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief General Andrej Bejek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.93 billion Clun Forest Sheep are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a Clun Forest Sheep economy, worth 368 trillion Clunish Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 191,141 Clunish Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,423 per year while the poor average 4,374, a ratio of 366 to 1.

It's best to decline if Chief General Andrej Bejek offers to buy a round of drinks, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Clun Forest Sheep's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Clun Forest Sheep is ranked 10,731st in the world and 1st in West Europeia for Rudest Citizens, with 110.89 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Gambling Industry: 526thMost Armed: 784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 827thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 842ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,040thMost Avoided: 1,158thHighest Crime Rates: 1,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,278thFattest Citizens: 1,489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,851stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,869thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,918thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,921stLargest Retail Industry: 2,332ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,594thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,841stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,919thMost Efficient Economies: 4,277thMost Devout: 4,579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,003rdMost Conservative: 7,655thHighest Average Incomes: 7,659thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,663rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,879thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,732ndRudest Citizens: 10,731stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,093rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,571stLargest Black Market: 20,302ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,813th

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