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Most Armed: 228thRudest Citizens: 249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 261st
The Cargo Port of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
We Deliver Prosperity.Your Vital Link to World Trade.
CEO Natalie Porter
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cobleck Weleis

Population3.479 billion

LeaderCEO Natalie Porter

CurrencyShipping container
Animalleopard 🐆

The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Natalie Porter with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.479 billion Welexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cobleck Welexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Shipping containers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,397 Shipping containers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,688,767 per year while the poor average 3,406, a ratio of 789 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Cobleck Welexian beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cobleck Weleis's national animal is the leopard 🐆, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobleck Weleis is ranked 2,505th in the world and 81st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,042.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Armed: 228thRudest Citizens: 249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 261stHighest Crime Rates: 266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 296thLargest Retail Industry: 341stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 396thLargest Gambling Industry: 396thFattest Citizens: 418thMost Influential: 490thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 513thHighest Disposable Incomes: 691stMost Avoided: 701stMost Efficient Economies: 770thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,524thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,710thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,879thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,103rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,610thLargest Mining Sector: 2,660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,479thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,753rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,101stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,965thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,751stMost Pro-Market: 11,833rdMost Cultured: 12,128thMost Secular: 13,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,442ndHighest Economic Output: 16,460thHighest Drug Use: 18,934thSmartest Citizens: 20,384th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 143rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 212th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 279th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 417th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 495th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 523rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Cultured: 585th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 639th in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 726th in the regionMost Secular: 727th in the region

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