by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 395th Largest Retail Industry: 2,346th Most Influential: 2,774th
The Most Serene Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
I canít kick your ass without you getting closer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population370 million


The Most Serene Republic of COCOPUFFS is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 370 million donks are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient COCOPUFFSian economy, worth 40.3 trillion LOOPS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 108,935 LOOPS, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. COCOPUFFS's national animal is the pp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

COCOPUFFS is ranked 108,594th in the world and 5,489th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 395thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,346thMost Influential: 2,774thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,037thRudest Citizens: 4,977thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,836thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,297th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289th in the regionRudest Citizens: 299th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 705th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : COCOPUFFS's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : COCOPUFFS was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
  • : COCOPUFFS was endorsed by The Blood Caliphate of Xzavia-Hjar.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 247 » Alunya, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Sunto, Bayern-Straubing, Ikea Rike, Lomjia, Napnomadia, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Peldorn, Omnistria, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Tappan Hills, Walter Jackson, Afrille, Amerian States, Pallaith, French Bananastan, Chukstik Illahi, Liberum Mundi, Frances Francis the First of France, Kubrostavsria, Saturns Edge, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Ethnon, Sundred, Egalico, German Holy Roman Empire, Sheldanada, Lemonbiscuits, Holy Oranz, The Kyziban Islands, Luciferian666, PlanetPunk, New Bremerton, Esplandia, ZimRobwe, and 197 others.Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Acrabinnia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Partax, Camista, SORT, The Iron Lions, Erwo Stal, Dopeland420, National Goats, Q w e r t y, Steampunk Ariel, Unsophisticate, Alice Gardens, Plangainer, The Notorious Mad Jack, Vexilia, Black Templares, Free Azzaca, Wunderstrafanstalt, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Prydania, Maott, The Bureaucratic Territories, Miruma, Calamazo, Yukti, Zemnaya Svoboda, Camarthen, Free Culture, Torakuen, Panama Coalition, Tianqing, Jasminlandia, Ice and Tinian, Moubarakistan, Sil Dorsett, United Draconia, Aroa, Sinelona, 1 very fast endotarter, Amauri, Humptalumpta, Diodone, Ikilandia, Pasargad, Legendsland, Unimaginable Doom, New Pruessen, Castle Federation, Kuda1, Pleroma Sans Romans, Heimgau, Vincone Cae, Federation Terra Australis, Wilkshire, BrightFutures, Yalkan, Dreadton, Palisede, Valhalla123, Neo Hungarica, Spartoptia, Haor Chall, Venezuelia, Felpolandia, Outer Egorniand, Vikingiarchy, Aeviternus, The Discipled, Dadastan Archipelago, Empy, Shigonia, Choistan, Aetulia, AltanUrag, Longsword01, Soviet Terran, Marijuana Haven, The Austro Germanic Union, Bonjoura, The Gamer Party, Aratani, Union of Austria-Hungary, Buckerino, British Pacific Islands, Ejhsa, Tire Sover, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Unian Union of City States, Zumlandia, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Ibiscaton, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Central Ryal, Fun time land of Fun, Abject Ludicrosity, Nova Trieste, LostLegion, Kanlidia, Sacrento, Shadowrik, Misuvelia, Viridiann, General COE, The Windmilluminati, Minuda, Ilisseia, Lesbian Femdom, Niradans, Newpromisedland, Zokk, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Northern Glory, Ostrinios, Sea Ghost, Antiyard, New Phyrreus, Breduria, Kasazzastan, Brettenia, Fayyayid, Coprianus, Aldros, Angwayster, Cobrakia, Azzarel, The Serdey Islands, Beta Centauri B3, Bananoonza, Daiz, Cors Evia, Centromuria, Dicko, Alyrria, Detrivania, Blackphir, Wineclaw, Bananaaaaa, Loutsland, Votak Matim, Anna Airters, David Davidson, Joodey, Ieprus, The Teddy, Cinnibar, Zupla, Republic of New Atlantis, Altivia, Changjo, Ausnakulia, Revolutionary Sealand, Potatolandium, Babacar, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Copria, Helix Labs, Lower Nubia, Noahs Second Country, Jefffliu, Plumas, Get Away From Me, Conservadoria, Former English Colony, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Apetopia, Helia Geopes, United Asgardian States, Bidragistan, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Dawn Guard, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Hileville, Ara Antrizuls, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Connecticut Patriots, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Makersaulache, Constantinolia, Xentherida, United Brazilians states, Astrind, Vernest Quill, Ajibola, Narwhal, Foraldn, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, and Savaaria.

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