by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,907th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,557th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,529th
The Free Land of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
From freedom comes strengh
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population347 million


CurrencyCodalonian dollar

The Free Land of Codalonia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The humorless population of 347 million Codalonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sahara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The all-consuming Codalonian economy, worth 33.5 trillion Codalonian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,399 Codalonian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Codalonia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Codalonia is ranked 115,913th in the world and 5,061st in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 47.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,907thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,557thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,529thMost Influential: 13,658thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,121st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 315th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 387th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 430th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 471st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 577th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the regionMost Developed: 689th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 709th in the regionMost Influential: 735th in the region

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