The Sovereign Domain of Cohuila Y Tejas is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Calista Morales with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 852 million Tejano have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Americae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tejano economy, worth 123 trillion National pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,064 National pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the government loves seeing the little people fight, the nation leads the Pacific in per capita stalking, and Calista Morales is rumored to have teleportation powers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cohuila Y Tejas's national animal is the Longhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cohuila Y Tejas is ranked 128,843^rd in the world and 4,081^st in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 53.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.