The Deathtrap of Cohuila Y Tejas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Calista Morales with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.394 billion Tejano have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Americae. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tejano economy, worth 400 trillion National pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,357 National pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, the legal profession considers itself above the law, calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality, and an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cohuila Y Tejas's national animal is the Longhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cohuila Y Tejas is ranked 6,007^th in the world and 138^th in the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 60.05 Whatever.