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Healthiest Citizens: 1,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,434thSafest: 1,748th
The United States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Down with the traitors, up with Vooperia!
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Superb
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Colendia

Population3.162 billion

CapitalNew Eden
LeaderGeneral Allnames
FaithAtheism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Colendia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Allnames with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.162 billion Colendians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Colendian economy, worth 633 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,219 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, General Allnames claims to be the epitome of family values, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colendia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Colendia is ranked 84,397th in the world and 73rd in The United Federations for Most Average, scoring 39.79 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,434thSafest: 1,748thBest Weather: 1,807thTop
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Most Developed: 2,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,346thNicest Citizens: 2,569thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,649thMost Efficient Economies: 2,756thSmartest Citizens: 3,200thLargest Governments: 3,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,661stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,841stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,021stMost Inclusive: 4,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,673rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,908thHighest Average Incomes: 6,294thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,487thMost Pacifist: 6,704thMost Influential: 7,020thMost Secular: 7,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,159thMost Cultured: 8,695thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,167th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, General Allnames claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Colendia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Colendia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, Colendia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Colendia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.

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