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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,525thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,731stMost Patriotic: 13,780th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Collony

Population6.88 billion

CapitalCollony City
LeaderDom Pedro II

Currencydollar
Animalpanther

The Kingdom of Collony is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dom Pedro II with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.88 billion Collonyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Collony City. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The powerhouse Collonyian economy, worth 770 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,956 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Collony, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Collony's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Collony is ranked 40,087th in the world and 32nd in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 1,129.30971474132 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,525thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,731stMost Patriotic: 13,780thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,620thMost Authoritarian: 15,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,719thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,762ndMost Secular: 19,871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,564thHealthiest Citizens: 23,279thLargest Black Market: 23,944thMost Conservative: 25,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 28,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,880thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,379th
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Healthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Collony's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Collony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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