The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.558 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth 952 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,231 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.

Coloamerica is ranked 25,331^st in the world and 234^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 78.59 on the Human Development Index.