|Capital||New Coloamerica City|
|Faith||Holy Coloamerican Catholicism|
|Currency||United Socialist Dollar|
|Animal||The Filthy Bourgeoisie|
The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.558 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth 952 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,231 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Laudesia.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Federation of Patriotic Poland.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Coloamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The First National Republic of Plakoth.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ecolaria.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Republic of Deliber.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Golden Mickey Mouse Republic of Disney Know it Alls.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Golden Mickey Mouse Republic of Disney Know it Alls.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The People's Republic of Lurinsk.
Endorsements Received: 53 » Eloscape, Pirataria, Le Libertia, Raghallaigh, Mancheseva City, Free Rosabell, Ipsonasia, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Dat Countreh, Brickfield, Bolger, Acapais, Lethen, Terra Potestatem, Emastalia, Estanglia, Thurston, Purple Ruthenia, Gabingston, Akeland, Vlazinova, Caffeinated, Poquaoi, Kingdom of Stargard, West Wirral, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Trizkobinad, Katkasistan, United Federation of Bressil, Andradus, Primorye Oblast, Tassaland, Penlopa, New France Republic, Pygania, P0ptr0pica, Sablania, ShadyStans, The Democratic Peoples, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Baobab-Bumbaria, Elwin, The Republic of IceIceJay, Caprinia, Cyberpunk, The Lost Men, Lurinsk, Disney Know it Alls, Deliber, and 3 others.Ecolaria, Patriotic Poland, and Laudesia.