by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,072ndLargest Black Market: 8,307th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Preserving traditional values while making more money
Czar Alekzandr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.818 billion

CapitalNew Coloamerica City
LeaderCzar Alekzandr
FaithHoly Coloamerican Catholicism

CurrencyUnited Socialist Dollar
AnimalThe Filthy Bourgeoisie

The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.818 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coloamerican economy, worth 991 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,747 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.

Coloamerica is ranked 188,841st in the world and 1,081st in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.49 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 1,431stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,072ndLargest Black Market: 8,307thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,233rdBest Weather: 15,629thLargest Populations: 16,012thHighest Economic Output: 16,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,540thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,432nd
Largest Black Market: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 106th in the region

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