The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.818 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coloamerican economy, worth 991 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,747 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.

Coloamerica is ranked 188,841^st in the world and 1,081^st in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.49 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.