|Capital||New Coloamerica City|
|Faith||Holy Coloamerican Catholicism|
|Currency||United Socialist Dollar|
|Animal||The Filthy Bourgeoisie|
The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.818 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Coloamerican economy, worth 991 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,747 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Kingdom of Stargard.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The United Socialist States of New Peoples Empire.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The United Socialist States of New Peoples Empire.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Democratic Republic of Envielle.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Republic of Poquaoi.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Envielle.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Republic of Poquaoi.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Federal Republic of Zaeka.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The United States of Caffeinated.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Galactic Corporate Empire of Mikkazuki.
Endorsements Received: 59 » South Eastern Centralia, Eloscape, Pirataria, Le Libertia, Raghallaigh, Mancheseva City, Old Aweic Wirs, Tomaenia, Aexnidaral, Free Rosabell, Ipsonasia, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Dat Countreh, United-Marrshmallows, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Brickfield, The Democratic Peoples, Bolger, Acapais, Purgitz, Twilight Ways, Lethen, Terra Potestatem, Volkovica, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Elaeria, Chadaria, North is Better, Desrouleaux, Emastalia, Winnak, Estingberg, Estanglia, Trollfaceia, Zintibia, Illangdonall, Murden, Gulibia, Ikheria, Federal Republic of Respondia, Verteger, The United Peoples of Centrism, Thurston, Deathfall, New Sosnowiec, Purple Ruthenia, Volkskam, Neo Krip, Gabingston, and 9 others.Akeland, Mikkazuki, Vlazinova, Caffeinated, Zaeka, Poquaoi, Envielle, New Peoples Empire, and Kingdom of Stargard.