by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,875th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Preserving traditional values while making more money
Czar Alekzandr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.558 billion

CapitalNew Coloamerica City
LeaderCzar Alekzandr
FaithHoly Coloamerican Catholicism

CurrencyUnited Socialist Dollar
AnimalThe Filthy Bourgeoisie

The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.558 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth 952 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,231 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.

Coloamerica is ranked 25,331st in the world and 234th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 78.59 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 977thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,235thBest Weather: 10,997thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,837thLargest Black Market: 12,203rdTop
Largest Populations: 15,434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,247thHighest Economic Output: 19,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,624th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the region

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