by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,051stMost Secular: 1,374thMost Pacifist: 1,624th
The Republic of
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Population5.186 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter


The Republic of Colonalia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.186 billion Colonalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 756 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,913 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider President Jake Crafter a filthy revisionist traitor, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 7,066th in the world and 29th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,868.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,051stMost Secular: 1,374thMost Pacifist: 1,624thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,837thSafest: 1,973rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,014thNicest Citizens: 2,190thBest Weather: 2,238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,365thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,585thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,058thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,211thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,088thHealthiest Citizens: 4,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,212thMost Developed: 4,311thLargest Governments: 5,293rdMost Influential: 5,433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,504thSmartest Citizens: 6,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,767thMost Cultured: 6,983rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,432ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,461stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,588thMost Income Equality: 22,981stMost Stationary: 23,747th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the region

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