Population | 11.768 billion |
Capital | Port Sutherford |
Leader | President Tamara Stewart |
Currency | Con |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Republic of Colonalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Tamara Stewart with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.768 billion Colonalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,935 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Colonalia is ranked 7,350th in the world and 12th in Spiritus for Most Cultured, scoring 137 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
- : Colonalia relocated from Osiris to Spiritus.
- : Colonalia was refounded in Osiris.