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Colonalia

Population11.768 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Tamara Stewart

CurrencyCon
AnimalPhoenix

The Republic of Colonalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Tamara Stewart with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.768 billion Colonalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,935 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 7,350th in the world and 12th in Spiritus for Most Cultured, scoring 137 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,185thMost Pacifist: 1,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,728thSafest: 1,799thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,868thBest Weather: 2,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,296thNicest Citizens: 2,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,516thMost Inclusive: 2,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,973rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,020thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,092ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,214thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,316thHighest Food Quality: 3,328thLowest Crime Rates: 3,347thHealthiest Citizens: 3,747thMost Developed: 3,793rdMost Influential: 3,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,136thLargest Governments: 4,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,528thSmartest Citizens: 5,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,485thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,603rdMost Secular: 6,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,114thMost Cultured: 7,350thMost Efficient Economies: 9,501stHighest Economic Output: 12,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,919thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,827th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Colonalia's influence in Spiritus rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
  • : Colonalia relocated from Osiris to Spiritus.
  • : Colonalia was refounded in Osiris.

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