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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,162ndMost Secular: 1,390thMost Pacifist: 1,568th
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Population5.657 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter


The Republic of Colonalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.657 billion Colonalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 829 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,681 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, Colonalian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 216,032nd in the world and 233rd in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.39 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,162ndMost Secular: 1,390thMost Pacifist: 1,568thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,799thSafest: 1,979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,986thBest Weather: 2,035thNicest Citizens: 2,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,355thMost Inclusive: 2,387thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,433rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,910thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,176thLowest Crime Rates: 3,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,984thHealthiest Citizens: 4,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,139thMost Developed: 4,290thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,713thMost Influential: 4,829thLargest Governments: 5,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,238thSmartest Citizens: 6,673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,785thMost Cultured: 7,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,472ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,390thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,527thMost Stationary: 21,992ndHighest Economic Output: 22,985th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Colonalia endorsed The Empire of Romenus.
  • : Colonalia lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Colonalia lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Citizenship And Birth Act".


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