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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,428th Fattest Citizens: 6,993rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,070th
The Territories of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Saze i kokon rin
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Colonial Casan

Population2.779 billion

LeaderHahantei Mei Deuyu


The Territories of Colonial Casan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hahantei Mei Deuyu with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.779 billion Casanese Colonists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yankoshi. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The very strong Colonial Casanese economy, worth 190 trillion weis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,592 weis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Casanese Colonists, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Colonial Casan's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is seippoism.

Colonial Casan is ranked 70,780th in the world and 10th in Communist Cartel for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,428thFattest Citizens: 6,993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,070th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the region

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