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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th Largest Publishing Industry: 30th Most Cultured: 80th
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Colonino

Population29.349 billion

CapitalKlamath Falls
LeaderCrispin Knightslayer
FaithSikhism

Currencybouillon
Animalblack tale deer

The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.349 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,437 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 355,645 bouillons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 1,242nd in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 28,010.17 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Publishing Industry: 30thMost Cultured: 80thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 121stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 190thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 200thMost Beautiful Environments: 208thHighest Economic Output: 293rdMost Developed: 323rdSafest: 330thHighest Disposable Incomes: 344thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 352ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 357thMost Stationary: 358thHighest Poor Incomes: 387thLongest Average Lifespans: 387thBest Weather: 443rdHealthiest Citizens: 522ndSmartest Citizens: 766thLeast Corrupt Governments: 789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 850thHighest Average Incomes: 887thRudest Citizens: 931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,087thLargest Retail Industry: 1,239thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,615thLargest Populations: 1,829thLargest Governments: 3,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,617thMost Influential: 4,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,589thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,842ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,186thLargest Black Market: 12,204thMost Armed: 12,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,747th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, one of the most popular models in Colonino has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Colonino.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.

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