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Colonino

Population31.091 billion

CapitalKlamath Falls
LeaderCrispin Knightslayer
FaithSikhism

Currencybouillon
Animalblack tale deer

The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 31.091 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,279 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 362,781 bouillons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", the sanitised and dull music festivals of Colonino are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 2,334th in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.03 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Publishing Industry: 27thMost Cultured: 75thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194thMost Beautiful Environments: 218thHighest Economic Output: 309thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 311thMost Stationary: 339thSafest: 359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 363rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 405thMost Developed: 424thBest Weather: 457thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 484thHealthiest Citizens: 492ndMost Efficient Economies: 529thHighest Poor Incomes: 536thSmartest Citizens: 689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 717thRudest Citizens: 1,024thHighest Average Incomes: 1,066thLargest Retail Industry: 1,121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,319thLargest Populations: 1,773rdMost Armed: 1,940thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,271stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,555thMost Devout: 3,646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,080thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,594thMost Influential: 5,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,201stLowest Crime Rates: 7,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,256thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,801st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Colonino are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Colonino voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

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