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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,415th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Powerhouse
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Colsuluff

Population173 million

Currencydollar
Animalbear

The Dictatorship of Colsuluff is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 173 million Colsuluffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The powerhouse Colsuluffian economy, worth 18.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,595 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained bears for their most menial jobs, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colsuluff's national animal is the bear.

Colsuluff is ranked 34,055th in the world and 1,382nd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,963.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,415thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,813thMost Influential: 15,921stMost Conservative: 16,036thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,607thLargest Retail Industry: 20,747th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 319th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 356th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 473rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 642nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 705th in the regionMost Conservative: 708th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 730th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 750th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 785th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Colsuluff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Colsuluff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, companies are turning to trained bears for their most menial jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Colsuluff, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Colsuluff endorsed The Democratic Superpower of The American Anarchist Empire.

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