by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 515th Most Influential: 819th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,368th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
To Step Ahead
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.302 billion

Capital''Mother Nature'' Area-255
LeaderCrossingfield Pass


The Rogue Nation of Colteraak is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crossingfield Pass with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.302 billion Colteraakians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ''Mother Nature'' Area-255. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Colteraakian economy, worth 466 trillion Bills a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,354 Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, lavish state dinners in ''Mother Nature'' Area-255 are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colteraak's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Colteraak is ranked 17,546th in the world and 698th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 54.92 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 515thMost Influential: 819thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,368thTop
Most Developed: 9,090thMost Efficient Economies: 9,312thMost Cultured: 9,691stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,529thHealthiest Citizens: 11,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,545thMost Secular: 14,038thLargest Governments: 14,304thHighest Average Incomes: 14,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,147thSmartest Citizens: 15,284thBest Weather: 16,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,151stSafest: 16,797th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 361st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 472nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Developed: 548th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 573rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 593rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 629th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 650th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 655th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 655th in the regionLargest Governments: 674th in the regionMost Stationary: 686th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 698th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 713th in the regionMost Secular: 717th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 721st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 746th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 832nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 858th in the regionBest Weather: 885th in the regionSafest: 892nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 895th in the region

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