by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 551stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,107th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Freedom is Slavery
Queen Bluebell II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.666 billion

LeaderQueen Bluebell II

CurrencyGolden Biscuit
Animalmantis shrimp

The Dictatorship of Comfed is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Bluebell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.666 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The strong Comfedian economy, worth 284 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,476 Golden Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Queen Bluebell II's stash", the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Frisbeetarianism.

Comfed is ranked 7,011th in the world and 340th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,323.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 551stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,497thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,210thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,587thMost Authoritarian: 3,790thMost Influential: 3,986thMost Devout: 4,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,149thBest Weather: 4,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,076thLargest Governments: 5,228thMost Conservative: 5,385thLargest Black Market: 5,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,011thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,539thHighest Average Incomes: 10,129thHealthiest Citizens: 10,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,385thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,401stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,255thMost Extreme: 17,402nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionMost Devout: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Extreme: 206th in the regionMost Conservative: 231st in the regionLargest Black Market: 258th in the regionBest Weather: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 436th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 550th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 606th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 641st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 729th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 829th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 864th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts