The Dictatorship of Comfed is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Bluebell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.666 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The strong Comfedian economy, worth 284 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,476 Golden Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Queen Bluebell II's stash", the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Frisbeetarianism.

Comfed is ranked 7,011^th in the world and 340^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,323.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.