Population | 13.087 billion |
Capital | Pyrrhus Deep |
Leader | Overseer Amulius Flavus |
Currency | Drachima |
Animal | Jaguar |
The Despotic State of Comia Noracon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overseer Amulius Flavus with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.087 billion Comia Noraconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus Deep. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Comia Noraconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,164 trillion Drachimas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,195 Drachimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, tourists call Comia Noraconian beach towns "the fine coastline", and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comia Noracon's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Comia Noracon is ranked 1,164th in the world and 1st in Montreal for Most Cultured, scoring 351 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, tourists call Comia Noraconian beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Comia Noracon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, refugees from other nations are flocking to Comia Noracon's border.
- : Comia Noracon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Comia Noracon, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.