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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 582ndMost Influential: 5,291stBest Weather: 12,940th
The Ukrainian Crimean Potato of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Слава Богу, Слава Україні, Слава Партії, Слава Людям
President Voldymyr Stalonskiy
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Communist Lukania

Population966 million

CapitalFederal Administrative City of Kiev
LeaderPresident Voldymyr Stalonskiy


The Ukrainian Crimean Potato of Communist Lukania is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Voldymyr Stalonskiy with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 966 million Lukanian Ukranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Administrative City of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Communist Lukanian economy, worth 74.5 trillion Hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,168 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Communist Lukania has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and President Voldymyr Stalonskiy has just been declared ruler of Communist Lukania in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Lukania's national animal is the Nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Lukania is ranked 200,922nd in the world and 1,073rd in Europeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 582ndTop
Most Influential: 5,291stTop
Best Weather: 12,940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,341stLowest Crime Rates: 18,100thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,718thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,890th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Conservative: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the region

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