by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 889thMost Authoritarian: 3,203rdMost Pacifist: 11,564th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Communistates

Population165 million

Currencysoviet ruble
Animalbear

The Republic of Communistates is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 165 million Communistatesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Communistatesian economy, worth 1.43 trillion soviet rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 8,636 soviet rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Communistatesian ambassadors, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communistates's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communistates is ranked 29,418th in the world and 928th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.8 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Income Equality: 889thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,203rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,564thMost Extreme: 12,712thMost Conservative: 17,760th
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Most Income Equality: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 135th in the regionMost Extreme: 189th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 454th in the regionMost Secular: 776th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 798th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Communistatesian ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Communistates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistates, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Communistates.

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