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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th Most Avoided: 8th Highest Disposable Incomes: 12th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population35.983 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.983 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 29,759 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 827,035 shticlars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,842,226 per year while the poor average 176,470, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, euthanasia is illegal, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Complete Bastards at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 150,076th in the world and 73rd in Wysteria for Nudest, with 0.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Avoided: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thHighest Economic Output: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thMost Ignorant Citizens: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 64thLargest Populations: 73rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rdMost Devout: 86thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106thLargest Gambling Industry: 114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196thMost Primitive: 256thLargest Agricultural Sector: 261stMost Efficient Economies: 281stLargest Retail Industry: 363rdMost Armed: 375thMost Stationary: 384thLargest Governments: 443rdLargest Black Market: 557thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 622ndMost Conservative: 853rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,746thLowest Crime Rates: 2,303rdRudest Citizens: 2,741stMost Influential: 6,214thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,134thMost Authoritarian: 8,527thMost Extreme: 11,263rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Complete Bastards at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Supreme Bastard.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Complete Bastards's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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