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Complete Bastards

Population39.846 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.846 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 33,423 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,807 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,427,098 per year while the poor average 52,025, a ratio of 104 to 1.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', in a fit of passion The Supreme Bastard has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 2,617th in the world and 10th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.31 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Avoided: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Economic Output: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stHighest Average Incomes: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thLargest Populations: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 69thLargest Agricultural Sector: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 88thLargest Gambling Industry: 107thMost Devout: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118thMost Armed: 131stMost Primitive: 279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rdMost Stationary: 343rdLargest Governments: 517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 523rdLargest Retail Industry: 636thMost Efficient Economies: 1,053rdLargest Black Market: 1,174thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,617thMost Conservative: 2,643rdRudest Citizens: 3,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,807thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,974thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,342ndMost Influential: 7,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,659thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,193rdMost Extreme: 23,322nd
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

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