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The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
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Civil Rights
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Complete Bastards

Population38.118 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.118 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,038 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 840,520 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,334,990 per year while the poor average 54,919, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 22nd in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 63,305.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Avoided: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Economic Output: 17thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rdLargest Populations: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 75thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thMost Devout: 94thLargest Gambling Industry: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thMost Armed: 131stMost Primitive: 247thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266thMost Stationary: 359thLargest Governments: 481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535thLargest Retail Industry: 537thLargest Black Market: 907thMost Efficient Economies: 955thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,464thMost Conservative: 2,773rdRudest Citizens: 2,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,915thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,173rdMost Influential: 7,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,960thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,587thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,835thMost Extreme: 19,953rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,826th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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