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Con Ins Lallakerscak

Population846 million

Leaderspleens the cat

Currencygold bar

The Red of Con Ins Lallakerscak is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by spleens the cat with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 846 million Lallakerscakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tegell. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Con Ins Lallakerscakian economy, worth 70.2 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 82,991 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, citizens must pay to enjoy Con Ins Lallakerscak's pristine beaches, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Con Ins Lallakerscak's national animal is the goldfinch.

Con Ins Lallakerscak is ranked 216,230th in the world and 147th in The Labyrinth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Highest Drug Use: 2,682ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,159thRudest Citizens: 6,327thLargest Retail Industry: 8,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,507thMost Armed: 10,047thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,364thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,869thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,271stFattest Citizens: 14,523rdMost Politically Free: 16,639thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,457thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,472nd
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Drazza Ra, PeePeePooPooCaCa, Karach24, Dumb Country, and Santa Ramon.

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