by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,437thMost Influential: 1,644thMost Secular: 2,013th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.427 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.427 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Condonohian economy, worth 627 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,642 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 192,743rd in the world and 5,080th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 22.04 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,437thMost Influential: 1,644thMost Secular: 2,013thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,910thBest Weather: 4,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,767thLowest Crime Rates: 5,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,632ndMost Authoritarian: 6,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,905thHealthiest Citizens: 8,134thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,570thLargest Governments: 8,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,992ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,195thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,697thLargest Black Market: 14,216thMost Conservative: 14,593rdSmartest Citizens: 18,452ndMost Stationary: 19,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,562ndMost Extreme: 21,628th
Most Influential: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 194th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionMost Stationary: 289th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 329th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 350th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 397th in the regionMost Income Equality: 405th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 412th in the regionLargest Populations: 413th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 421st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 484th in the regionMost Conservative: 536th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 546th in the region

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