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Most Devout: 2,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,357thLargest Black Market: 4,254th
The Divine Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The fate of destruction is the joy of rebirth.
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Confederation of Southern Memeland

Population16.176 billion

CapitalChristinium
LeaderKing Cate Anglo I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyMeme
AnimalSpürdo

The Divine Kingdom of Confederation of Southern Memeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Cate Anglo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.176 billion Southern Memelandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christinium. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederation of Southern Memelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion Memes a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,450 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of Southern Memeland's national animal is the Spürdo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Confederation of Southern Memeland is ranked 161,339th in the world and 66th in Fifth Empire for Most Stationary, with 122.98396295688 days.

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Most Devout: 2,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,357thLargest Black Market: 4,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,347thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,612thHighest Economic Output: 8,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,371stBest Weather: 9,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,144thMost Developed: 11,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,960thMost Efficient Economies: 12,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,980thHealthiest Citizens: 13,994thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,932ndMost Armed: 18,151stMost Patriotic: 18,258thHighest Average Incomes: 18,661stSmartest Citizens: 19,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,599thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,338thMost Cultured: 20,827thMost Influential: 22,526thLargest Populations: 23,491stLowest Crime Rates: 24,881st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the region

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