Confederation of Southern Memeland
Population | 16.176 billion |
Capital | Christinium |
Leader | King Cate Anglo I |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Meme |
Animal | Spürdo |
The Divine Kingdom of Confederation of Southern Memeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Cate Anglo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.176 billion Southern Memelandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christinium. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Confederation of Southern Memelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion Memes a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,450 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of Southern Memeland's national animal is the Spürdo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Confederation of Southern Memeland is ranked 161,339th in the world and 66th in Fifth Empire for Most Stationary, with 122.98396295688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland altered its national flag.
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland's influence in Fifth Empire rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Confederation of Southern Memeland relocated from Balder to Fifth Empire.